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| Episode 1 - [Fun With Dick And Janet Part 1] |
| Details : Harry Sally and Tommy return to Earth but are forced to bring along the Big Giant Head's niece who is assigned to act as Dick's wife in order to keep his focus on the mission and off Mary. To make matters worse the police suspect that aliens might have landed in Rutherford and have sent Officer Don to investigate. |
| Air Date : Sep. 24, 1997 |
| Episode 2 - [Fun With Dick And Janet Part 2] |
| Details : Dick comes up with a plan to get his new wife to leave him - by turning himself into the worst possible husband anyone could have. This doesn't work and despite all his attempts to keep his wife secret Mary soon finds out and breaks up with him furious. |
| Air Date : Sep. 24, 1997 |
| Episode 3 - [Tricky Dick] |
| Details : Still bitter after their break-up Dick and Mary begin a childish prank war against each other to try to prove ironically who is the biggest adult in the office. Sally attends yoga classes with Mary where she begins to take a liking to her instructor (Leigh McCloskey). At home Tommy and his friends have formed a garage band and are practicing in the garage while Harry wants desperately to be their roadie. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Shay Astar as August | |
| Air Date : Oct. 08, 1997 |
| Episode 4 - [Dick-In-Law] |
| Details : Mary is unable to tell her bitter condescending parents (Elaine Stritch and George Grizzard) that another relationship has fallen through and so invites Dick to meet her parents under the pretense that they are still to be married. Dick is quick to accompany her thinking that if he can win her parent's hearts he might win back Mary's. Back in Rutherford Sally Harry and Tommy help Nina to move out of her apartment before Sally decides that she'd like to move in. |
| Air Date : Oct. 15, 1997 |
| Episode 5 - [Scaredy Dick] |
| Details : Dick goes for a medical checkup but becomes scared and leaves before his appointment. Mary asks Sally and Tommy to house sit for her on Halloween to stop trick-or-treaters (Emile Hirsch) egging her home while she is out. Harry however chooses to stay at home where he encounters some very strange noises and starts to believe that there is a ghost in the house. |
| Air Date : Oct. 29, 1997 |
| Episode 6 - [Moby Dick] |
| Details : When Dick discovers that he has put on a large amount of weight Nina tells him that it is because he is sad about his breakup with Mary. Dick tries to slim by eating healthily and attending exercise classes but nothing works and he ends up joining a weight loss group where he runs into Mary. At home Sally begins to grow attached to her new tomato plant and names it Jeremy leading Don to fear the worst when he hears that Sally is spending lots of time with 'him'. Meanwhile Tommy is worried that August is cheating on him and sends Harry to investigate. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Shay Astar as August | |
| Air Date : Nov. 05, 1997 |
| Episode 7 - [Eleven Angry Men And One Dick] |
| Details : Dick gets jury duty for the first time and struggles to deliver a guilty verdict for a clearly guilty man. Meanwhile Sally much to Officer Don's distress falls for a cockney 'artist' called Seth and makes herself over to look and sound just like him. Elsewhere Harry and Tommy volunteer themselves for Mary's class project - they must communicate without words for five days. |
| Air Date : Nov. 12, 1997 |
| Episode 8 - [A Friend In Dick] |
| Details : Dick has two theater tickets for Peter Connolly's 'King of the Jig' left over from when he and Mary were dating but upon realizing that he doesn't have any friends to accompany him he forges a friendship with Don and becomes jealous when Don wants to spend time with his other friends. Meanwhile Sally's 'artist' boyfriend Seth voices his dislike of Connolly and Sally decides to lure him to Johnny Foam's while Tommy forces Harry to go to night school and earn a diploma so that he can have the things his friends do. |
| Air Date : Nov. 19, 1997 |
| Episode 9 - [Seven Deadly Clips] |
| Details : Clip show in which the Solomons review how some of their past experiences on Earth have involved the Seven Deadly Sins. |
| Air Date : Dec. 03, 1997 |
| Episode 10 - [Tom Dick And Mary] |
| Details : Tommy decides that he needs to find a woman who is closer to his real age and pursues Mary kicking up a fierce rivalry between himself and Dick. Elsewhere Sally finally gets a proper job but her boss begins to sexually harass her while Harry is under orders not to watch any TV for a week since Dick thinks he is watching too much of it. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Shay Astar as August | |
| Air Date : Dec. 03, 1997 |
| Episode 11 - [Jailhouse Dick] |
| Details : Dick takes care of a felon called Eddie because he feels he can make an honest man out of him however things just end up going wrong. Dr. Albright is fed up with her dog Pepper and enlists Sally's help in finding a new home for him. Back at home Harry struggles to complete a book report on Little Women for night school. |
| Air Date : Dec. 17, 1997 |
| Episode 12 - [Dick On A Roll] |
| Details : After falling down the stairs while wheeling around in a wheelchair Dick ends up in one and leads a campaign to have a second ramp added to his building at Pendleton. Harry is delighted when Vicki Dubcek returns but less than happy when she announces her newly established celibacy. Tommy however is annoyed because he isn't old enough to get into a nightclub that Sally and the others are frequenting. |
| Air Date : Jan. 07, 1998 |
| Episode 13 - [The Great Dickdater] |
| Details : Dick finally announces that he is ready to start dating again but finds that the women of Rutherford don't want him. Meanwhile Tommy and Harry find somebody's wallet and return it to him but after Mrs. Dubcek asks them how much in reward they were given they stalk the owner until he coughs up. |
| Air Date : Jan. 21, 1998 |
| Episode 14 - [36! 24! 36! Dick Part 1] |
| Details : When Rutherford becomes swamped with beautiful women who can't wait to date average joe's like Dick Harry Tommy and Officer Don Sally begins to suspect that something's amiss and takes it upon herself to investigate. Meanwhile one of Mary's old students has sent her tickets to Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego and she and Nina attend. |
| Air Date : Jan. 25, 1998 |
| Episode 15 - [36! 24! 36! Dick Part 2] |
| Details : In order to successfully infiltrate the ranks of the Venusians Sally has offered herself up as a soldier and been taken to San Diego. Dick Harry and Tommy eventually catch on and follow the women down there to try to rescue her and save the world from their master plan - to steal Earth's supply of 'good stuff'. Back in Rutherford Don Rico Mrs. Dubcek and Judith settle down to watch the Super Bowl on TV. |
| Air Date : Jan. 25, 1998 |
| Episode 16 - [Pickles And Ice Cream] |
| Details : Harry runs into trouble when his dog-like pet 'Pickles' from the Solomon's home planet somehow makes it to Rutherford - in human form. Meanwhile Sally pretends to be pregnant to get in with a group of expecting women but Officer Don finds out and panics. |
| Air Date : Jan. 28, 1998 |
| Episode 17 - [Auto Eurodicka] |
| Details : Dick meets a woman in line at the cinema and ends up having casual sex with her in his car however he soon runs into trouble when he brags about it and discovers that it was the mother of one of his students Bug. Sally is shopping for her own car and becomes enthralled by a Dodge Viper; however she cannot afford it and becomes increasingly exasperated with the salesman who she believes is intent on spoiling her happiness. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Shay Astar as August | |
| Air Date : Feb. 04, 1998 |
| Episode 18 - [Portrait Of Tommy As An Old Man] |
| Details : Tommy is tired of being treated like a kid and decides to retire so that he can act the age he truly is (being the oldest of the group in alien form). At work Mary reveals to Dick that she'd always dreamed of being a torch singer so he decides to try to help her realize this. Meanwhile Don unwittingly ends up stealing one of Sally's panties and makes a series of attempts to return it without being caught. |
| Air Date : Feb. 25, 1998 |
| Episode 19 - [Stuck With Dick] |
| Details : Dick decides to try to win back Mary's heart with a romantic champagne evening and thinks it a lucky opportunity when the pair of them end up locked in the university library all weekend. Sally Harry and Tommy meanwhile are determined to stop the pair getting back together and head to Mary's house to intervene where they get distracted and end up running up her Pay-TV bill and hosting a Tupperware party that she'd planned. |
| Air Date : Mar. 18, 1998 |
| Episode 20 - [My Daddy's Little Girl] |
| Details : Mary's father arrives in town announcing that he and his wife are separated but unfortunately for Mary he soon begins dating Sally. Meanwhile Harry and Tommy stumble upon Pendleton's old radio station where Harry takes the controls and begins a new-found career as a shock jock. |
| Air Date : Apr. 01, 1998 |
| Episode 21 - [The Physics Of Being Dick] |
| Details : Dick demands that Sally and Harry get jobs so Harry gets work in a bar (Happy Doug's) and Sally as Mary's research assistant. However upon finding out that Sally has chosen Mary's subject (anthropology) he worries that physics is too boring and strives to spice it up for Tommy's career day. After this goes badly wrong he decides that he wants to be a cop like Don. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Shay Astar as August | |
| Air Date : Apr. 15, 1998 |
| Episode 22 - [Just Your Average Dick] |
| Details : After Mary and August tell the Solomons that they can be a little weird sometimes they strive to become a completely average family going as far as to move to a new average apartment make themselves over with new average clothes and behave in the most average way they can. Unfortunately for Dick Mary is soon turned off missing his old weirdness. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Shay Astar as August | |
| Air Date : Apr. 28, 1998 |
| Episode 23 - [Dick And The Other Guy] |
| Details : An eccentric new professor has arrived at Pendleton University and Dick is quick to befriend him; he soon becomes annoyed when Dr. Neesam appears to be able to do everything better than he can and becomes a rival for Mary's affections. Sally becomes concerned that Officer Don has lost interest in her after hearing a woman tell him he was great last night so Mrs. Dubcek convinces her to disguise herself and follow him around. |
| Air Date : Apr. 28, 1998 |
| Episode 24 - [Sally And Don's First Kiss] |
| Details : Don is concerned because he and Sally have never kissed so Sally turns to romance novels for inspiration unwittingly building herself up to the moment so much that when it finally happens it doesn't satisfy her expectations. At work Dick is worried because he is the only person in the university who gets charged for crackers in the cafeteria. Meanwhile Harry finally finishes night school and reminisces about his time there with his friends Larry and Mrs. Deguzman. |
| Air Date : May. 06, 1998 |
| Episode 25 - [When Aliens Camp] |
| Details : Dick becomes concerned that the Solomons are spending little time together and orders the family on a camping holiday forbidding them to bring anyone else. Unfortunately and much to the other Solomons' annoyance he invites Mary to join them and as a result everybody becomes angry with him. Outcast he ventures into the woods and ends up becoming leader of a group of young Beaver Scouts while the other Solomons and Mary attempt to find him. |
| Air Date : May. 13, 1998 |
| Episode 26 - [The Tooth Harry] |
| Details : Harry drives Nina to the dentist and behaves so sweetly toward her that he ends up stirring her emotions and sparking a romance. At work Mary has been awarded a place in a promotional video for Pendleton and a jealous Dick takes desperate measures to ensure that he also is granted a place in it. Unfortunately neither Dick or Mary share the director's vision and end up ruining the video. Meanwhile Officer Don gives Sally a key to his apartment hoping that the pair can spend more quality time together; however he regrets it when she begins to treat the place a little too much as if it is her own. |
| Air Date : May. 20, 1998 |
| Episode 27 - [Eat Drink Dick Mary] |
| Details : Dick prepares to celebrate his second year anniversary of his first real date with Mary and Vicki Dubcek returns to rekindle her romance with Harry. Sally however wants to lose her virginity to Don but has trouble when Dick angry that Mary didn't know what the celebration was about locks himself in his bedroom as her bedroom is on the other side of his. There are more sinister things afoot however when Randy a disgruntled ex-lover of Vicki's turns up and kidnaps Harry. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Shay Astar as August | |
| Air Date : May. 20, 1998 |